Episodes
May 27, 2020
012 - Optical Contusions
Hope you don’t mind something from the archives - well, from a few months ago. Brandon and Sarah talk explosive diarrhea, horrible eye injuries, and groinal mishaps.
May 18, 2020
011 - Dump Lollipops
Brandon and Sarah talk about how they met, Brandon’s hatred of Michaelsoft, their mutual love of ASMR, duck vs. Dorito near death experiences, and Brandon’s unique experience with dump lollipops.
May 7, 2020
010 - Scary Movies & Cool Pens
Brandon and Sarah critique “A Quiet Place” (spoilers!), discuss some other horror favorites, endorse a pen in the vain hope of hooking their first sponsor, and talk about their dorky animals.
April 28, 2020
Extra Bits - Part 2
More extra bits! Brandon and Sarah are all over the map, talking about why dealerships suck, Sarah being difficult at Starbucks, gross bugs (again), and whether ducks have fur.
April 27, 2020
Extra Bits - Part 1
Brandon and Sarah pluck some bits from recordings that didn't make a full episode but that we wanted to share anyway. We mostly discuss flatulence and other butt related incidents.
April 20, 2020
009 - Inebriation, Mormons, & The IRS
Brandon and Sarah share some drunk and high stories, speculate irresponsibly about prohibited Mormon beverages, and justifiably bash on the IRS and scammers.
April 15, 2020
008 - Gaming and Goofs
Brandon and Sarah talk about gaming exploits and physical mishaps. Highbrow stuff!
March 27, 2020
007 - Dreams and Mr. T
Brandon and Sarah explore weird dreams, judge Mr. T, and try to avoid controversy when discussing animals kept in captivity.
March 24, 2020
006 - Artsy-Fartsy
Brandon and Sarah talk about art and then meander through some other random chatter.
March 12, 2020
005 - The Gamut: Bugs, Chores, and Public Drunkenness
It's in the title. Brandon and Sarah experience podcast ADD, flitting from topic to topic, including pre-studying rituals, gross arachnids, public inebriation, and even some awkward word association.
March 8, 2020
004 - Meteors and Munchables
Brandon and Sarah talk about the recent meteor scare and weird/gross foods they've eaten.
Feb. 28, 2020
003 - Domestic Bliss-ters
Brandon and Sarah discuss pre-podcast crankies and their favorite cereals.
Feb. 17, 2020
002 - Pet Peeves: Part Deux
Brandon and Sarah continue discussing pet peeves and gross bodily functions, something everyone wants to hear about!
Feb. 10, 2020
001 - Pet Peeves
Brandon and Sarah discuss each other's pet peeves and do a bit of fun story telling.