Episodes

Brandon and Sarah talk about inconvenient erections, weird song lyrics about cheating, how waffles should be eaten, the awfulness of Yoko Ono, and frickin’ ridiculous Gucci attire and accessories you should NEVER buy. Songs: Eric Church - Like A Wrecking Ball - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnoMAocnbs Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada song) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazHNpt6OTo Bryan Adams - Cuts Like a Knife - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VZhSkREYBc Bryan Adams - Run to You...

Brandon and Sarah talk about random, weird, and outrageous deaths, and try not to come across as terrible people in the process. *Sorry about the late release - we were victims of a PSPS (Public Safety Power Shutoff) which meant no power on our editing day. Thanks for your patience assuming you had some!

Brandon and Sarah talk about squirrel alarm clocks and Sarah’s weird OCD that almost made a family dinner awkward, they briefly get distracted by hippo nipples (otherwise known as "hipples"), and finally, they try to understand why people anthropomorphize animals and even inanimate objects (cars, boats, typewriters). Brandon's Halloween animation: https://youtu.be/ifgg1PSF1NU Baby Lunging for Food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1v9pPMsJ5o

Brandon and Sarah speculate in a less than informed manner about whether monkeys and apes could still evolve in the shrinking, remote, wild places of the world. They also discuss and partially review “The Haunting of Bly Manor” (SOME SPOILERS!), and generally rip on shows that drag on for far too long. Finally, they wrap things up with some delightfully scarring facts about the reproductive habits of certain freaky creatures. Correction to Sarah’s horrible recollection (to be fair, she was just...

Brandon and Sarah watched “Sleepless in Seattle” 27 years after it was released. They give their take on whether it has held up over time or smells a bit moldy. But before that, they talk about gross spiders (again) and some other weird bugs, AND share about their exciting first experience guesting on another show, “Why Do We Have a Podcast,” with hosts Ant and Mike! It was great fun, and only a little bit nerve-racking. The guys were super nice and made us feel right at home. We hope you give i...

Brandon and Sarah talk about the toys they desperately wanted as kids, Sarah barely tolerates Brandon's various bodily functions/malfunctions, and they compare corporal punishment they received as children (hint: a lot of wooden spoon talk). Peanut Butter Baby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikf2abb_pho

Brandon and Sarah talk about when kids TV shows cross the line into highly adult territory, sneaking grown-up jokes and innuendos past the censors. They share hilarious - and downright shocking - examples from cartoons and live action kids shows, some of which are VERY surprising! Pee-Wee compilation, including pajama party, Cowboy Curtis' boots, Jimmy Smits' wrench, and Ms. Yvonne's horsey ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfUa9w0Q05U Rugrats/Grandpa Lou / Three Little Pigs "Father" Portr...

Brandon and Sarah explore inmates' final meals on death row - the weird and the scrumptious - throughout the years and across the globe, and talk about their own choices for final comestibles of the condemned. They also touch on Sarah's Halo rage, seriously atomic wedgies, how NOT to consume Advil gel capsules, and Brandon's recent clever and hilarious animations, including his latest Flappity Flap animation depicting the hosts as [shudder] clowns. (Please forgive the unusually subdued tone of...

Brandon and Sarah talk a lot of nonsense before getting down to the serious questions: What would you do if you had 1 month to live, 1 week to live, or 1 day to live? Their answers may surprise and disappoint you! Hint: They involve a lot of junk food.

Brandon and Sarah were STILL under evac due to the fires, and became separated by time and space (ok, just space) with their respective families. So instead of a new episode, you get a highlights reel from Episodes 18-23. We still think you’ll enjoy. Barring any more emergencies, we’ll be back with a new episode next week!

Brandon and Sarah discuss whether they would upgrade a body part to a robotic or bionic part if they had the option, and which body parts they'd choose to upgrade. They also talk about the Ford company's use of dog-like robots like "Fluffy," and Sarah's immediate emotional attachment to the "creature." They whine about fires and evacuations, and pine for the days of non-makeshift recording set-ups. Fluffy the Robot Dog: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fluffy-robot-ford_n_5f1f3b46c5b6945e6e3e7079

Brandon and Sarah ponder the age-old question: How can we find weird new ways of insulting each other? They explore creative old fashioned - and new fishy - insults and try them out on each other to see who cries first. But they also cover these intelligent and not-at-all childish topics: - Frog genitalia - Asexual snail reproduction (i.e., are snails inbred?) - What if our hands were like snail eyestalks? - The urban myth that sharks are dangerous or scary - The debate around whether or not poi...

Brandon and Sarah discuss the question, "What did we want to be when we grew up?" They talk about the silly dream careers as well as the more practical ones, how outside influences affected their paths, and any regrets they have from not quite "being what they wanted to be." Or have they become what they wanted to be when they were young? And in the midst of these heartfelt discussions, bastard poison oak rashes loom large, resulting in griping, scratching, blister popping, and a brief debate on...

Brandon and Sarah delve into some weird phobias that actually exist out there in the real world (apparently), talk about some weird phobias of their own on the list, and make fun of all of them equally.

Brandon and Sarah talk about: dumb things celebrities have said and play a guessing game to match up which celebrity said which dumb thing; their distaste for office buzz words ("word wanking"); cultural differences with regard to courtesy; and some weird phobias. (They also continue struggling somewhat with their new mic set-up, sorry gang!) Podcast music and lyrics by Brandon and Sarah (but mostly Brandon) Tip: An apple a day keeps the mouth sounds away. Correction: “What’s the question?” m...

Brandon and Sarah talk about hypothetical situations inspired by Stephen King’s “The Stand,” how the world broke their spirits and made them introverts, binging on prawn crackers, and their recent Foley and voice work for video games.

More scrap for your enjoyment! Munchin’ slugs, cookie ASMR, spider butt-bites, and some annoyingly hashed out “would-you-rathers.”

Warning: No substantive content. Nearly 8 straight minutes of a simulated offensive bodily function.

Brandon and Sarah talk about Sarah’s heroic rescue of a squirrel, Brandon’s awesome video game currently in development, and Chuck Norris. We also briefly review the new animated show “Crossing Swords" and continue our awkward hunt for sponsors. Links: Chuck Norris’s batch: https://images.app.goo.gl/KH6hPC3yzgU3kFx46 Drunk Guy in Liquor Store: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjTCWLjuBzQ Drunk Guy Falls on Fence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L7YFROQ1f0 "They Eat The Poo Poo" (Pastor Martin Ss...

Brandon and Sarah test their new mics and dabble in ASMR, triggering the auditorily sensitive with their candy sucking antics, including the Atomic Fireball. They tackle important issues such as the Gobstopper vs. Jawbreaker debate, banana flavored sweets, Nutter Butters (yes or no?), and they nearly come to blows over the pronunciation of the name “Doherty.”

Another recording from the archives (well, a couple months ago). Brandon and Sarah mock Trump, Brandon shows off his Trump and Arnold impressions (31:25, 34:00, 48:00), we talk about home remedies gone wrong, our mutual dislike of David Letterman, the pros and cons of sticking certain items up our noses, and argue about whether Sarah is over caffeinated.

Brandon and Sarah choose which foods to live on for the rest of their lives and talk about whose butt they’d rather kiss: Donald Trump's or Kim Jung Un’s.

Brandon and Sarah get a bit prickly with each other, but it’s all in good fun (kinda) as they discuss their favorite snacks, shoving things in forbidden places, and the ethics of kickin’ slugs.

Brandon and Sarah learn why you never record on an empty stomach, as they cover pizza, treating depression with donuts (not really), pizza, other junk foods, Charlie the manic dog, pizza, horrible bathroom sprays, and pizza. (Apologies for the coughs and sniffles - we were getting over a cold.)